expletives: (AMNESIA: gotta find alexander)
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Title: A Cure
Fandom: Amnesia: The Dark Descent (Justine)
Rating: PG13 (or up)
Genre: Ch... Character study?
Summary: Justine Florbelle has an idea, but she just might need some help in the execution. Thankfully, the men in her life are always able to help. Even if they aren't necessarily willing to.
Warnings: Possibly triggery. Content may be slightly disturbing and includes references to torture, sexual tension, self-harm, eye scream and about five different assumed emotional disorders.
Pairings/Characters: Justine Florbelle, Alois Racine, Malo de Vigny, and Basile Giroux.
Author's Note: How did this get so out of hand... I just wanted to find an explanation for why the suitors are all naked and then this just happened.
Disclaimer: Amnesia and all affliliated properties belong to Frictional games. And they can keep it. Crossposted to AO3.

You always had the weakest constitution, she thinks as she snaps the cold iron around his scarred wrists. )
expletives: (HOMESTUCK: *VOMITS PEA SOUP ON YOU)
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Title: Not in Blood, But in Bond
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: PG13
Genre: Probably angst.
Summary: After the scratch, Karkat was the first one to get a clear look at the demon. That doesn't necessarily mean he likes what he sees. Just a bunch of introspective bullshit before the death of a dreamself.
Warnings: Swearing. Death. Spoilers for [S] Jade: Enter.
Pairings/Characters: Karkat. The rest of the trolls, in passing. Jack Noir.
Author's Note: Oh god I haven't written legitimate fic in like two years............
Disclaimer: Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie, I'm just a hack. The title is a song from a Hans Zimmer orchestral soundtrack, pretty sure it's a throwaway line in the movie.

'He’d seen them born, he couldn’t see them die.' )
expletives: (Lucky Star; Candy)
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Title: Playing Co-Op
Fandom: Lucky Star
Rating: PG, with very very vague references to the sexings.
Genre: Romance (fluff)
Summary: Fifty one-sentence looks at Konata and Kagami's (oh so slowly) budding relationship.
Warnings: See Rating.
Pairings/Characters: Konata/Kagami. Lots of it.
Author's Note: [livejournal.com profile] 1sentence challenge table; theme set Beta. Done in absolutely no order and therefore the time period is absolutely all over the place. It's supposed to be more of a look at their interactions and daily lives than anything that makes sense, anyway.
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me, okay?

When one of the characters yells 'I want us to join our bodies!' I'm pretty sure it counts as canon. )
expletives: (NEXTWAVE; Dangerous Life)
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Title: Dear Tabby
Fandom: NEXTWAVE
Rating: PG-13 I guess?
Genre: Humour or something
Summary: Tabby generously shares tips on what kind of woman makes the perfect girlfriend. It sounds a little familiar.
Warnings: Not really.
Pairings/Characters: None (or Tabby/Everyone).
Author's Note: Holiday gifting for Toast [[livejournal.com profile] dytabytes], who has Tabby on the brain. This is very, very short, and rather odd, but I hope it doesn't make you hate me more than you do. Tabby's voice is so hard [sobs] HOW DO YOU DO IT. Also this kind of got out of control along the way and doesn't have much (if anything) to do with the prompt so if you want a re-do just let me know.
Disclaimer: I think Tabitha Smith originally belonged to Rob Liefield, but he doesn't deserve her. That doesn't mean I do, though.

Clanky robot man might disagree, but he thinks portable DVD players are sexy, so I don't know why you'd listen to him. )
expletives: (Beast Wars; Sting Operation)
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Title: Addicted to the City Lights
Fandom: Beast Wars (though it takes place in Cape & Cowl – what can I say I have a one track mind).
Rating: PG
Genre: Fluff, crack.
Summary: Waspinator and Terrorsaur debate the merits of filthy human holidays and their sparkly lights. Also: Jamming Stations!
Warnings: Gay robot subtext, hurr hurr. Also abuse of the ‘z’ key for accuracy’s sake. I think my spell check committed suicide halfway through this.
Pairings/Characters: Terrorsaur/Waspinator.
Author's Note: Holiday gifting for Momo, who always needs more gay robots. This monstrosity is set in capeandcowl, a panfandom roleplay that changes mech characters into humans upon arrival, but leaves them with extras like wings and antenna, though Terrorsaur’s wings aren’t big enough to support his weight.
Disclaimer: Not mine, nu-uh, no way. Title taken from a Lucky Boys Confusion song. Idiocy and fluff is mine.


You can try to deck the halls, but some of the more cynical residents might object. )
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Title: Non Chalant.
Fandom: Death Note [manga].
Rating: PG.
Genre: Humour, crack, Mattofluff.
Summary: Matt finds a puppy under mysterious circumstances. Near is intrigued. Mello is secretive.
Warnings: Excessive adorableness and possible OOC-Matto-ness (but then, it's rather hard to tell with him.)
Pairings/Characters: Near, Matt, Mello, Roger.
Author's Note: Wammy's house crack/fluff for [livejournal.com profile] darthmokona, who's having a rough time of it lately. Sorry this is so much later than I promise, m'dear - I'm having a lot of writer's block issues right now, but hopefully this doesn't suck too hard. <3 Thanks to Twitch for teaching me about languagey things in general and specifically for providing me with a complicated equation for Matt to get wrong and most of all for coming up with something approaching an actual plot for this ridiculousness. Thx bb~.
Disclaimer: Death Note is the property of Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata. I merely nibble it occasionally to supply the writing dragon within. 8U 'Carmen' belongs to Bizet. 'Chopsticks' probably belongs to the devil.

If anyone in the world could be said to be chalant, it would be Matt at this moment.
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Title: Suerte.
Fandom: Runaways [comic].
Rating: R for vague sexual activity.
Genre: Angst, romance, smutfic.
Summary: Xavin wants what sie thinks Karolina doesn't want, but Karolina actually does want it, which of course leads to puddles and puddles of angst.
Warnings: Femslash, genderbending (it is Xavin), vague lesbosex.
Pairings/Characters: Karolina/Xavin, mentions of Nico (euw).
Author's Note: This pretends to have a plot, but it's lying. For [livejournal.com profile] yuri_challenge, Round 1, 2008. I wanted this to be super-smutty, but then I a) realised it's not allowed for the under-18s and b) ran out of time, so now it's just angsty and ridiculous and is titled after a Shakira song. Thanks as always to Twitch for the epic beta and title and . . . things.

( I relinquish my control to the bright night and whisper in her ear that I am who I am not. )
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Title: The Good Ship Lesbian.
Fandom: !NEXTWAVE! [comic].
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Crack, humour.
Summary: Elsa gets on people's tits.
Warnings: Femslash (that's really more an advertisement than anything), ridiculousness.
Pairings/Characters: Elsa Bloodstone/Monica Rambeau, a mention of Elsa/Elsa (can I has tripod?), Aaron Stack (who needs one), The Captain.
Disclaimer: All your NEXTWAVE is belonging to Ellisimmonenvongrawbadgermarvel LAWL.
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] yuri_challenge, Round 1, 2008. Wrote it halfway, realized it was shit, started over with a new idea. Was late, consequently. But really, what can be done? I appear to have a disconcerting penchant for first-person narration in stories where hot chicks get nailed by hot chicks. Elsa talks like Glen Duncan's Lucifer, for which I apologise (but not very much). Thanks as always to Twitch for the epic beta.

( 'Aaron, for god's sakes, get a tripod!' )
expletives: (Suckage; Tess; Serenity Rose)
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Title: Dollars' worth of fun
Author: Zero
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS:BULLETS&CARNAGE.
Rating: PG for nothing happening.
Pairings: Really no.
Genre: General? Slice-of-life? Vaguely humourous? I don't know.
Disclaimer: I don't own DOGS, and thank the gods for that.
Notes: Moar DOGS drabble! I'm liking these prompts. It's late, but it was fun. For the Day #3 prompt at [livejournal.com profile] monthastray

BUT FIRST, A HAIKU.


Pink and black spinning
blurs that giggle constantly.
Giovanni sighs.


Haikus are cool, okay? )
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Title: Saccharine
Author: Zero
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS:BULLETS&CARNAGE.
Rating: PG for nothing happening.
Pairings: Only if you tilt your head and squint.
Genre: General? Slice-of-life? I don't know.
Disclaimer: I don't own DOGS, and that's probably a good thing because I'm fucking them up big time.
Notes: A DOGS drabble is as good a way to start as any, I suppose. For the Day #1 prompt at [livejournal.com profile] monthastray

Some like their coffee to be drinkable, you know. )

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