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Title: Dear Tabby
Rating: PG-13 I guess?
Genre: Humour or something
Summary: Tabby generously shares tips on what kind of woman makes the perfect girlfriend. It sounds a little familiar.
Warnings: Not really.
Pairings/Characters: None (or Tabby/Everyone).
Author's Note: Holiday gifting for Toast [[livejournal.com profile] dytabytes], who has Tabby on the brain. This is very, very short, and rather odd, but I hope it doesn't make you hate me more than you do. Tabby's voice is so hard [sobs] HOW DO YOU DO IT. Also this kind of got out of control along the way and doesn't have much (if anything) to do with the prompt so if you want a re-do just let me know.
Disclaimer: I think Tabitha Smith originally belonged to Rob Liefield, but he doesn't deserve her. That doesn't mean I do, though.

Clanky robot man might disagree, but he thinks portable DVD players are sexy, so I don't know why you'd listen to him. )
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Title: The Good Ship Lesbian.
Fandom: !NEXTWAVE! [comic].
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Crack, humour.
Summary: Elsa gets on people's tits.
Warnings: Femslash (that's really more an advertisement than anything), ridiculousness.
Pairings/Characters: Elsa Bloodstone/Monica Rambeau, a mention of Elsa/Elsa (can I has tripod?), Aaron Stack (who needs one), The Captain.
Disclaimer: All your NEXTWAVE is belonging to Ellisimmonenvongrawbadgermarvel LAWL.
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] yuri_challenge, Round 1, 2008. Wrote it halfway, realized it was shit, started over with a new idea. Was late, consequently. But really, what can be done? I appear to have a disconcerting penchant for first-person narration in stories where hot chicks get nailed by hot chicks. Elsa talks like Glen Duncan's Lucifer, for which I apologise (but not very much). Thanks as always to Twitch for the epic beta.

( 'Aaron, for god's sakes, get a tripod!' )

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