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FANMIX: Queer as Beast Wars [Beast Wars]
Medium: Cartoon
Fandom: Transformers: Beast Wars
Subject: General
Title: Queer As Beast Wars
Warnings: Hideousness, repeated use of Lonely Island, racial profiling
Notes: See below.
Q U E E R A S B E A S T W A R S
I'm proud to announce--after what as been over a year in the making--the gayest and only Beast Wars FST on the internet. I've poured my heart and soul into this and not one Linkin Park song to be found guys. I want my fucking internet prize for this. I'd like to thank ![[info]](https://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
nri_ennui for coughing up a few mp3s when I was in a rut, and especially a big thank you for expletives when I needed that extra push during the final homestretch completing this monster of a FST. I guess at the end of the day, the only question left to answer is did I put too much thought into this, or not enough? I'll leave that for you to decide.
WARNING: HUGE FILE. 90 SONGS; DIVIDED INTO FOUR ZIP FILES. SOME EXPLICIT LYRICS. AND HIDEOUS RACIAL PROFILING. I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON.
GENERAL
♫ ACCEPTABLE IN THE 80S - CALVEN HARRIS
It was acceptable in the 80s
It was acceptable at the time
♫ JURASSIC PARK THEME - SETH MACFARLANE
da da da da da da da, da da da, da
de neh neh neh neh, deh neh neh ne
neh, neh neh neeeh, neh
MAXIMALS
♫ GO GO POWER RANGERS! - TELEVISION THEME SONGS
They've got a power and a force that you've never seen before
They've got the ability to morph and to even up the score
No one will ever take them down
The power lies on their side
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Might Morphin Power Rangers
♫ TRANSFORMERS EVO. - JAM PROJECT
(translated)
So all I can do, and all you can do,
Is flap your wings and transform,
Turn the anger piercing your heart into strength.
Now all I can do, and all you can do,
Is shine and transform, to the stage of evolution,
Touch and go!
♫ CALLING ALL COPS - MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK
Calling all cops and autobots,
I hope that you're still there
Saving victims from the wreckage
of our wild affairs, such wild affairs
♫ CARTOON HEROES - AQUA
We are what we're supposed to be
Illusions of your fantasy
All dots and lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do
We are the color symphony
We do the things you wanna see
Frame by frame, to the extreme
PREDACONS
♫ SHOVE IT - SANTOGOLD
Brooklyn, we go hard
We on the look for the advantage, we work hard
And if we seem to rough it up a bit
we broke but we rich a heart
pull ourselves up now we won't choke
it's our time, put the lights on us
War tactics, the make me sick
Reel your heart in and run away with it
smile on your face, undermine your back
got guns for the strength they lack
so if you know another way
you can't look the other way
you know another way
tell them so right to their face
we think you're a joke, shove your hope where it don't shine
we think you're a joke, shove your hope where it don't shine
♫ PRISONER OF SOCIETY - THE LIVING END
Well we don't need no one to tell us what to do
Oh yes we're on our own and there's nothing you can do
So we don't need no one like you
To tell us what to do
We don't refer to the past when showing what we've done
The generation gap means the war is never won
The past is in your head, The future's in our hands
♫ PROFESSIONAL PIRATE - MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND
Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet
♫ THE COURT OF MIRACLES - PAUL KANDEL
Justice is swift in the Court of Miracles
I am the lawyers and judge all in one
We like to get the trial over with quickly
Because it's the sentence that's really the fun!
Now that we've seen all the evidence-
--Wait! I object!
--Overruled!
--I object!
--Quiet!
--Dang!
We find you totally innocent
Which is the worst crime of all
So you're going to hang!
OPTIMUS PRIMAL
♫ OPTIMUS - STEVE JABLONSKY
[instrumental]
♫ GOLDEN BOY - NATALIE MERCHANT
Top of the fold, toast of the town,
everyone stops when you come around.
They hold their breath for you.
Heroes are born, idols are made.
We're all fools for this factory fame,
and you've got the brand new face.
You've got the brand new face, golden boy.
♫ BRASS MONKEY - BEASTIE BOYS
brass monkey, that funky monkey
brass monkey, the funky monkey junkie
RINOX
♫ A WELL RESPECTED MAN - THE KINKS
'Cause he gets up in the morning,
And he goes to work at nine,
And he comes back home at five-thirty,
Gets the same train every time.
'Cause his world is built 'round punctuality,
It never fails.
And he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
He's a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively.
♫ MOVE BITCH - LUDACRIS
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
oh no. the fight's out
I'ma 'bout to punch yo lights out
Get the fuck back, guard ya grill
there's somethin' wrong, we can't stay still
I've been drankin' and bustin' two
and I been thankin' of bustin' you
♫ BREAKFAST MACHINE - DANNY ELFMAN
[instrumental]
RATTRAP
♫ BLANKEST YEAR - NADA SURF
I had the blankest year
I saw life turn into a tv show
It was totally weird
The person I knew
I didn't really know
Time don't move
We're the only ones who do
Bending reason
Coz it's all we hold on to
♫ I DON'T GIVE A... - PEACHES
You know
I wanna tell you something
I wanna tell you something
You know what?
I don't give a damn about my reputation
I don't give a fuck!
I don't give a fuck! I don't give a fuck!
I don't give a fuck! I don't give a fuck!
♫ I WISH I WAS A TEENAGE DIRTBAG - NORWEGIAN RECYCLING
I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
CHEETOR
♫ SPEEDY SPEED BOY - MARKO POLO
Speedy Speed Boy - as fast as I can be
Speedy Speed Boy - every night and day
Wind is on my face
(Speedy Speed Boy)
(Speedy Speed Boy)
Running with my car
Running in my dreams every night (night)
Born to overtake
Born to race and to overdrive (drive)
♫ MEOW MEOW LULLABY - NADA SURF
I am just a kitten
hardly fit my mittens
Much too small, I figure,
One day I'll be bigger
One day I'll be all grown up and strong
But till then I'll just purr and sing along and go;
Meow-meow meow-meow meow meow (x4)
♫ ALL IN ALL - LIFEHOUSE
Things don't stop and the others announced they're moving on
Salt & tears in the minds in the mouths of a bad decision
Too late for another mistake it's bringing me down
With all your faults it isn't your fault
what's going on
All in all it's just another day now
You're falling down
What you gonna do
Standing on top of the world tonight
No ones looking back at you
DINOBOT
♫ TO BE OR NOT TO BE - KENNETH BRANAGH
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
♫ A WARM PLACE - NINE INCH NAILS
[instrumental]
♫ THE WAY OF THE SWORD - HANS ZIMMER
[instrumental]
TIGERTON
♫ EL GATO NO ES BUENO - CILANTRO
El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno.
Cilantro es cantante,
Cilantro es muy famoso
Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo.
♫ WAR - EDWIN STARR
WAR; I despise,
'cus it means destruction of innocent lives.
War means tears to thousands of mother's eyes,
when their sons gone to fight and lose their lives.
♫ TARZAN BOY - BALTIMORA
Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan Boy
Hide and seek
I play along while rushing cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
♫ AFTER THE BOMBS - THE DECEMBERISTS
and after the bombs subside
and this campaign calls it good for the night
we meet in the streets,
will we meet in a bar's cold light?
we grip at our hands, we hold just a little tight
after the bombs
after the bombs
subside
AIRAZOR
♫ NATALIE'S RAP - THE LONELY ISLAND
I don't sleep motherfucker off that yak and a durban
Doin 120 gettin head while I'm swervin
Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I'm bustin dudes mouths like gushers motherfucker
Pull up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)
What you need Natalie? (To fuck all night!)
♫ DETACHABLE PENIS - KING MISSILE
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
♫ LIFT ME UP - BENJAMIN GATE
Seeing through a hole in time
looking at this world of mine
all the words we've had to say
all the dreams to light the way
it's been fine though we've been apart
but it's only just begun
far away from home
but baby I'm not alone
Lift me up
turn me around
got to get my feet off the ground
SILVERBOLT
♫ GOOD OLD-FASHIONED LOVER BOY - QUEEN
I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things
We can do the tango just for two
I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings
Be your valentino just for you
Ooh love - ooh loverboy
What're you doin' tonight, hey boy
Set my alarm, turn on my charm
That's because I'm a good old-fashioned lover boy
♫ A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS - ROBBIE WILLIAMS
Queen and country safe and sound,
with villain's six feet under ground.
And no one knows cause no ones found any trace of a man for all seasons.
Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone....so alone
And you and I wouldn't have a clue,
whose doing what, why, when and who,
up the creek with no canoe,
watch out for the man for all seasons, loves 'em
and leaves 'em alone......so alone (but safe at home)
♫ WHERE MY HEART IS - KNIGHTS OF HONOR SOUNDTRACK
[instrumental]
DEPTHCHARGE
♫ YOU SHOT MY PARENTS - GOLDENTUSK
Gotham is safe when I am around
Underground, I can't be found
That's why I'm world reknown
Without a sound
You're gagged and bound
And what's worse you're surrounded
Playboy by day, Crimefight by night
You're in my sites, So do what's right
♫ THE DARK KNIGHT - HANS ZIMMER
[instrumental]
♫ I'M ON A BOAT - THE LONELY ISLAND
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
TIGERHAWK
♫ SUPERSTAR - MURRAY HEAD
Tell me what you think about your friends at the top.
Who'd you think besides yourself is the pick of the crop?
Buddha, was he where it's at? Is he where you are?
Could Mohammed move a mountain, or was that just PR?
Did you mean to die like that? Was that a mistake?
RAMPAGE
♫ PRETTY WHEN YOU CRY - VAST
you're made of my rib oh baby
you're made of my sin
and I can't tell where your lust ends,
and where your love begins
I didn't want to hurt you baby,
I didn't want to hurt you,
I didn't want to hurt you ,
but you're pretty when you cry
♫ KILLER - THE HOOSIERS
I hate my work, but I'm in control
I'm fearless now, but it cost my soul
Save yourselves, the moon is full
Under its power, gravitational pull
Blood red lips, they shake like leaves
You're flesh and blood, but what's underneath?
Don't turn out the lights
Kiss yourself goodnight cause there's a killer
And he's coming after you
Kiss yourself goodnight, tonight
Cause there's a killer and he's coming after you
♫ RESIDENT EVIL MAIN THEME - MARILYN MANSON
[instrumental]
DINOBOT II
♫ FUKURO - AKIRA YAMAOKA
[instrumental]
♫ FAKE IT - SEETHER
I can fake with the best of anyone
I can fake with the best of em all
I can fake with the best of anyone
I can fake it all
Who's to know if your soul will fade at all
The one you sold to fool the world
You lost your self-esteem along the way
Yeah
♫ I THINK I'M A CLONE NOW - WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
RAVAGE
♫ RUSSIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM (USSR) - RED STAR ARMY
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Славы народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!
♫ THE CAT CAME BACK - FRED PENNER
The man around the corner swore he'd kill the cat on sight,
He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite;
He waited and he waited for the cat to come around,
Ninety seven pieces of the man is all they found.
But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
STARSCREAM
♫ THE BITCH IS BACK - ELTON JOHN & TINA TURNER
I'm a bitch,
I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch,
I can bitch
Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do
THE VOK
♫ X-FILES - TELEVISION THEME SONGS
[instrumental]
♫ READY TO DIE - ANDREW WK
This is your time to pay,
This is your judgement day,
We made a sacrifice,
And now we get to take your life.
We shoot without a gun,
We'll take on anyone,
It's really nothing new,
It's just a thing we like to do.
You better get ready to die,
You better get ready to kill,
You better get ready to run,
Cause here we come.
DEPTHCHARGE & RAMPAGE
♫ KARAOKE SOUL - TOM MCRAE
Pull me close, look into my eyes
Smile at me when you stick in the knife
We're bleeding into a cup
when we've got enough, we'll just paint the walls
And we don't care how much it hurts
You think you're cursed
it's what you deserve
'Cause you're talking rock and roll
Walking karaoke soul
I can see you desperate to please
Let me treat you for your disease
INFERNO & WASPINATOR & TERRORSAUR
♫ WE OWN THE SKY - M83
Secrets from the winds
Burnt stars crying
Soft soft or cruel
Can't we change our minds?
We kill what we build
Because we own the sky
DINOBOT & RATTRAP
♫ KICK YOUR ASS - THE BRAK SHOW
I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off.
Then I'll kick your head and kick your ass again.
Why, I don't think you got the message.
Open the door sucker,
It's Zorak! Here to kick your ass!
TARATULAS & CHEETOR
♫ SPIDERWEBS - NO DOUBT
Sorry, I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and I'll call you back
A likely story but leave a message
And I'll call you back
RAMPAGE & TRANSMUTATE
♫ WINGED WICKED THINGS - SUNSET RUBDOWN
Confusion lies in which other wicked things do lie with
Confusion lies in which other wicked things do lie with
And chaos is yours
And chaos is mine
And chaos is love and they say love is blind
SILVERBOLT X BLACKARACKNIA
♫ DISLOYAL ORDER OF WATER BUFFALO - FALL OUT BOY
I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match
I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet
So boycott love
Detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
Imperfect boys with their perfect lives
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
♫ ELEPHANT LOVE SONG MEDLEY - EWAN MCGREGOR / NICOLE KIDMAN
-- You'd think that people would've had enough of silly love songs...
-- look around me and I see it isn't so, oh no.
-- Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs
-- Well what's wrong with that?
I like to know.
Cause here I go again
Love lifts us up where we belong!
Where eagles fly,
On a mountain high!
-- Love makes us act like we are fools.
Throw our lives away,
For one happy day.
-- We could be heroes!
Just for one day.
TIGERTRON & AIRAZOR
♫ ANTHRAX - KIMYA DAWSON
if you fall in i'll jump down and touch your face
while we're both sinking (stinking, thinking,)
we won't drown
you are my friend
and what we're doing's too important
for our lives to end quite yet
♫ YOUR HAND IN MINE - EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY
[instrumental]
Oh shit. Congratulations. You've got through the entire thing without hurling yourself off a tall building. Download links are above and if you've having problems with them don't hesitate to point it out.
CREDIT:nri_ennui for the song tarzan boy and speedy speed boy
expletives for the song shove it. i shamelessly yanked it from her rp decepticon/pred fst that's still a work in progress. sorry hun. oh and all the waspinator songs too. except for the clerks cartoon sound clip. that was all me baby.
NOTES:
General -
Most characters have three songs--but you might occasionally come across a character who has more or less. This might be because I've had lots of trouble finding songs for them, or they have one joke/crack song that is so hilarious I don't really count it. This is mostly the case with Tigertron, Terrorsaur, and Megatron. Ay Chico.
Acceptable In The 80s:
Transformers was awesome in the 80s, but then then years later everyone transformed into animals and GOT RUINED FOREVER. Overall G1ers reaction to the series.
Rinox -
Move Bitch: Being THE TANK of the maximals, I found this song very fitting. But only in the aspect of him busting Predacon heads only.
Breakfast Machine: I tried to find a song that reflects Rinox's mad tech/engineering skills. This was the best I could find. Oh Rinox, I failed you so hard.
Rattrap -
FOR SUCH AN AWESOME CHARACTER I HAVE SUCH SHITTY SONGS. WHAT IS THIS?
Dinobot -
He's is so fucking hardcore he doesn't need a song with lyrics. Just one Shakespeare soliloquy and two instrumentals and it's all good bro.
Airazor -
Natalie's Rap: Okay. This might need a little explaining because I have this bizarre head cannon about her. Based on just the one episode where Tigertron's friendwith benefits Snowstaker died; Arazor has just had this disturbing aura about her that screamed FIERCE and I'M GOING TO JUMP TIGETRON AND MAKE HIM LIKE IT. SEXUAL HEALING BABY. So you'd understand why she's slightly terrifying to me.
Detachable Penis: If you weren't aware, overseas in Japan they changed Airazor's gender to male. So yeah.
Depthcharge -
Depthcharge + Batman = Batmanta. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE IN MY MIND GUYS
Tarantulas -
Doctor Doctor: The Princess can be Cheetor
And I just overall failed trying to find fitting songs. I failed you too Tarantulas.
Scorponok -
I'm not even going to touch this
Terrorsaur -
Ay Chico: Terrorsaur's a whooooooooooore
Blackaraknia -
Not A Pretty Girl: Besides the fact that Blackaraknia is very very pretty, everything in this song applies
Dinobot II -
--AND I FAILED YOU TOO. GAWD. But I'll admit I Think I'm A Clone Now is genius though. 'Nuff said.
And yeah. I think I've covered all the songs that needed some explanation. Everything else should be pretty straight forward---but if not--don't be afraid to ask why I picked such and such of a song for x character.
Got it? Sweet. Happy downloading.
Fandom: Transformers: Beast Wars
Subject: General
Title: Queer As Beast Wars
Warnings: Hideousness, repeated use of Lonely Island, racial profiling
Notes: See below.
Q U E E R A S B E A S T W A R S
nri_ennui for coughing up a few mp3s when I was in a rut, and especially a big thank you for expletives when I needed that extra push during the final homestretch completing this monster of a FST. I guess at the end of the day, the only question left to answer is did I put too much thought into this, or not enough? I'll leave that for you to decide.WARNING: HUGE FILE. 90 SONGS; DIVIDED INTO FOUR ZIP FILES. SOME EXPLICIT LYRICS. AND HIDEOUS RACIAL PROFILING. I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON.
GENERAL
♫ ACCEPTABLE IN THE 80S - CALVEN HARRIS
It was acceptable in the 80s
It was acceptable at the time
♫ JURASSIC PARK THEME - SETH MACFARLANE
da da da da da da da, da da da, da
de neh neh neh neh, deh neh neh ne
neh, neh neh neeeh, neh
MAXIMALS
♫ GO GO POWER RANGERS! - TELEVISION THEME SONGS
They've got a power and a force that you've never seen before
They've got the ability to morph and to even up the score
No one will ever take them down
The power lies on their side
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Might Morphin Power Rangers
♫ TRANSFORMERS EVO. - JAM PROJECT
(translated)
So all I can do, and all you can do,
Is flap your wings and transform,
Turn the anger piercing your heart into strength.
Now all I can do, and all you can do,
Is shine and transform, to the stage of evolution,
Touch and go!
♫ CALLING ALL COPS - MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK
Calling all cops and autobots,
I hope that you're still there
Saving victims from the wreckage
of our wild affairs, such wild affairs
♫ CARTOON HEROES - AQUA
We are what we're supposed to be
Illusions of your fantasy
All dots and lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do
We are the color symphony
We do the things you wanna see
Frame by frame, to the extreme
PREDACONS
♫ SHOVE IT - SANTOGOLD
Brooklyn, we go hard
We on the look for the advantage, we work hard
And if we seem to rough it up a bit
we broke but we rich a heart
pull ourselves up now we won't choke
it's our time, put the lights on us
War tactics, the make me sick
Reel your heart in and run away with it
smile on your face, undermine your back
got guns for the strength they lack
so if you know another way
you can't look the other way
you know another way
tell them so right to their face
we think you're a joke, shove your hope where it don't shine
we think you're a joke, shove your hope where it don't shine
♫ PRISONER OF SOCIETY - THE LIVING END
Well we don't need no one to tell us what to do
Oh yes we're on our own and there's nothing you can do
So we don't need no one like you
To tell us what to do
We don't refer to the past when showing what we've done
The generation gap means the war is never won
The past is in your head, The future's in our hands
♫ PROFESSIONAL PIRATE - MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND
Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet
♫ THE COURT OF MIRACLES - PAUL KANDEL
Justice is swift in the Court of Miracles
I am the lawyers and judge all in one
We like to get the trial over with quickly
Because it's the sentence that's really the fun!
Now that we've seen all the evidence-
--Wait! I object!
--Overruled!
--I object!
--Quiet!
--Dang!
We find you totally innocent
Which is the worst crime of all
So you're going to hang!
OPTIMUS PRIMAL
♫ OPTIMUS - STEVE JABLONSKY
[instrumental]
♫ GOLDEN BOY - NATALIE MERCHANT
Top of the fold, toast of the town,
everyone stops when you come around.
They hold their breath for you.
Heroes are born, idols are made.
We're all fools for this factory fame,
and you've got the brand new face.
You've got the brand new face, golden boy.
♫ BRASS MONKEY - BEASTIE BOYS
brass monkey, that funky monkey
brass monkey, the funky monkey junkie
RINOX
♫ A WELL RESPECTED MAN - THE KINKS
'Cause he gets up in the morning,
And he goes to work at nine,
And he comes back home at five-thirty,
Gets the same train every time.
'Cause his world is built 'round punctuality,
It never fails.
And he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
He's a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively.
♫ MOVE BITCH - LUDACRIS
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
oh no. the fight's out
I'ma 'bout to punch yo lights out
Get the fuck back, guard ya grill
there's somethin' wrong, we can't stay still
I've been drankin' and bustin' two
and I been thankin' of bustin' you
♫ BREAKFAST MACHINE - DANNY ELFMAN
[instrumental]
RATTRAP
♫ BLANKEST YEAR - NADA SURF
I had the blankest year
I saw life turn into a tv show
It was totally weird
The person I knew
I didn't really know
Time don't move
We're the only ones who do
Bending reason
Coz it's all we hold on to
♫ I DON'T GIVE A... - PEACHES
You know
I wanna tell you something
I wanna tell you something
You know what?
I don't give a damn about my reputation
I don't give a fuck!
I don't give a fuck! I don't give a fuck!
I don't give a fuck! I don't give a fuck!
♫ I WISH I WAS A TEENAGE DIRTBAG - NORWEGIAN RECYCLING
I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
CHEETOR
♫ SPEEDY SPEED BOY - MARKO POLO
Speedy Speed Boy - as fast as I can be
Speedy Speed Boy - every night and day
Wind is on my face
(Speedy Speed Boy)
(Speedy Speed Boy)
Running with my car
Running in my dreams every night (night)
Born to overtake
Born to race and to overdrive (drive)
♫ MEOW MEOW LULLABY - NADA SURF
I am just a kitten
hardly fit my mittens
Much too small, I figure,
One day I'll be bigger
One day I'll be all grown up and strong
But till then I'll just purr and sing along and go;
Meow-meow meow-meow meow meow (x4)
♫ ALL IN ALL - LIFEHOUSE
Things don't stop and the others announced they're moving on
Salt & tears in the minds in the mouths of a bad decision
Too late for another mistake it's bringing me down
With all your faults it isn't your fault
what's going on
All in all it's just another day now
You're falling down
What you gonna do
Standing on top of the world tonight
No ones looking back at you
DINOBOT
♫ TO BE OR NOT TO BE - KENNETH BRANAGH
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
♫ A WARM PLACE - NINE INCH NAILS
[instrumental]
♫ THE WAY OF THE SWORD - HANS ZIMMER
[instrumental]
TIGERTON
♫ EL GATO NO ES BUENO - CILANTRO
El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno.
Cilantro es cantante,
Cilantro es muy famoso
Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo.
♫ WAR - EDWIN STARR
WAR; I despise,
'cus it means destruction of innocent lives.
War means tears to thousands of mother's eyes,
when their sons gone to fight and lose their lives.
♫ TARZAN BOY - BALTIMORA
Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan Boy
Hide and seek
I play along while rushing cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
♫ AFTER THE BOMBS - THE DECEMBERISTS
and after the bombs subside
and this campaign calls it good for the night
we meet in the streets,
will we meet in a bar's cold light?
we grip at our hands, we hold just a little tight
after the bombs
after the bombs
subside
AIRAZOR
♫ NATALIE'S RAP - THE LONELY ISLAND
I don't sleep motherfucker off that yak and a durban
Doin 120 gettin head while I'm swervin
Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I'm bustin dudes mouths like gushers motherfucker
Pull up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)
What you need Natalie? (To fuck all night!)
♫ DETACHABLE PENIS - KING MISSILE
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
♫ LIFT ME UP - BENJAMIN GATE
Seeing through a hole in time
looking at this world of mine
all the words we've had to say
all the dreams to light the way
it's been fine though we've been apart
but it's only just begun
far away from home
but baby I'm not alone
Lift me up
turn me around
got to get my feet off the ground
SILVERBOLT
♫ GOOD OLD-FASHIONED LOVER BOY - QUEEN
I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things
We can do the tango just for two
I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings
Be your valentino just for you
Ooh love - ooh loverboy
What're you doin' tonight, hey boy
Set my alarm, turn on my charm
That's because I'm a good old-fashioned lover boy
♫ A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS - ROBBIE WILLIAMS
Queen and country safe and sound,
with villain's six feet under ground.
And no one knows cause no ones found any trace of a man for all seasons.
Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone....so alone
And you and I wouldn't have a clue,
whose doing what, why, when and who,
up the creek with no canoe,
watch out for the man for all seasons, loves 'em
and leaves 'em alone......so alone (but safe at home)
♫ WHERE MY HEART IS - KNIGHTS OF HONOR SOUNDTRACK
[instrumental]
DEPTHCHARGE
♫ YOU SHOT MY PARENTS - GOLDENTUSK
Gotham is safe when I am around
Underground, I can't be found
That's why I'm world reknown
Without a sound
You're gagged and bound
And what's worse you're surrounded
Playboy by day, Crimefight by night
You're in my sites, So do what's right
♫ THE DARK KNIGHT - HANS ZIMMER
[instrumental]
♫ I'M ON A BOAT - THE LONELY ISLAND
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
TIGERHAWK
♫ SUPERSTAR - MURRAY HEAD
Tell me what you think about your friends at the top.
Who'd you think besides yourself is the pick of the crop?
Buddha, was he where it's at? Is he where you are?
Could Mohammed move a mountain, or was that just PR?
Did you mean to die like that? Was that a mistake?
Or did you know your messy death would be a record breaker?
Don't you get me wrong.
I only wanna know.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
I only wanna know.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Jesus Christ Superstar.
Do you think you're what they say you are?
♫ NAVRAS - JUNO REACTOR
[translated]
From delusion lead me to truth
From darkness lead me to light
From death lead me to immortality.
Let there be peace everywhere
When the five senses and the mind are still,
and reason itself rests in silence,
then begins the Path supreme
TRANSMUTATE
♫ THEY - JEM
Who made up all the rules?
We follow them like fools,
Believe them to be true,
Don't care to think them through
And I'm sorry, so sorry
I'm sorry it's like this
I'm sorry, so sorry
I'm sorry we do this
♫ NOT TOMORROW 1 & 2 - AKIRA YAMAOKA
[instrumental]
♫ WALKING ON AIR - KERLI
That little creepy girl - oh she loves to sing,
She has a little gift - an amazing thing.
With her little funny eyes of hazel,
With her little funny old blue hat.
She will go and set the world on fire -
No one ever thougt she could do that.
MEGATRON
♫ DON'T MESS WITH ME - TEMPOSHARK
In my crown, I am king,
I love their endless worshiping.
I am raw, a dinosaur,
But I will never be extinct.
So don't mess with me,
I'll shoot you down
♫ MEGALOMANIAC - KMFDM
Refuse is our inspiration
Terrorism our trade
Sabotage and piracy
Chaos our mental state
Mesmerizing festering
Intended for the faint of heart
Cultish and Anthemic
Until death us do part
♫ BARNEY - TELEVISION THEME SONGS
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall
he's what we call a dinosaur sensation
♫ WAR - THE CARDIGANS
Come on, it's war, come on
come on, come on, come on
come on, it's war, come on
Please, I'm almost done
don't retreat
I've loaded my gun
with blood, with--
WASPINATOR
♫ KID IN THE HELMET - CLERKS THE CARTOON
--Ohmygod. It's the kid in the helmet.
--Yes. Look at him.
♫ RUNNING GAG - PAUL FIDALDO
Alright, you know how Saturday Night Live,
They tell a joke a lot until it isn't even funny anymore,
well that's a good as any way to tell you about myself,
and how i manage to relate to those unfortunate enough,
to find themselves involved in intimate relation,
with a man who can't assemble a cohearant personality;
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm a punch line,
a falling bit,
a easy laugh,
i can be your running gag
♫ WOE - SAY ANYTHING
All the words in my mouth
that the scene deemed unworthy of letting out
banded together to form a makeshift militia
and burrowed bloodily through my tongue and my teeth.
And I stood proud in the gallery,
with my open socket of a mouth for them to see.
They all just laughed and said;
"that boy, he, that boy's got woe. woe.
He lives with woe. Woe."
♫ STING OPERATION - ANAMANAGUCHI
[instrumental]
TARANTULAS
♫ DOCTOR DOCTOR - FORGIVE DURDEN
Welcome to my humble abode,
Please don't mind the mess,
Just nest yourself down comfortable,
Let the doctor do the rest...
Dear ghost, you look white as a sheet,
Just have yourself a seat.
Open wide and say 'ah! '
Let the doctor take a peek!
♫ WHAT LURKS ON CHANNEL X - ROB ZOMBIE
What is lurking?
What is here?
What is lurking?
What you fear!
♫ WEIRD SCIENCE - DOES IT OFFEND YOU, YEAH?
[instrumental]
SCORPONOK
♫ CHAKARON MACARRON - RODNEY CLARK
oooooooohuuu yehaaaaaa …. sea.. sou..
jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon
chacarron, chacarron, chacarron, chacarron,
ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus
,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …
♫ MAH NÀ MAH NÀ - FINGER & KADEL
mahna mahna do doo be- do-do.
mahna mahna do do-do do.
mahna mahna do doo be-do-do
be-do-do be-do-do
TERRORSAUR
♫ BECAUSE I'M AWESOME - THE DOLLYROTS
I'm a leader, i'm a winner, and i'm cleaner
Cause i'm awesome
I don't need you cause i'm neato and i beat you
Cause i'm awesome
That’s right
♫ THE HAND THE FEEDS - NINE INCH NAILS
Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you wanna change it?
♫ BATTLE FOR THE SUN - PLACEBO
I, I, I, will battle for the sun, sun, sun.
And I, I, I wont stop until I'm done, done, done.
You, you, you are getting in the way, way, way.
And I, I, I have nothing left to say, say, say.
I, I, I, I, I will brush off all the dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt.
And I, I, I, I, I will pretend it didn't hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt.
You, you, you, you, you, are a black and heavy weight, weight, weight, weight, weight, weight, weight.
And I, I, I, I, I, will not participate, pate, pate, pate, pate, pate, pate.
♫ AY CHICO - PITBULL
Bend Over Girl Show Me What Your Working With
Bend Over Girl Show Me What Your Working With
BLACKARAKNIA
♫ NOT A PRETTY GIRL - ANI DIFRANCO
I am not a pretty girl
that is not what I do
I ain't no damsel in distress
and I don't need to be rescued
so put me down punk
maybe you'd prefer a maiden fair
isn't there a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere
♫ LE DISKO - SHINY TOY GUNS
Hello little boys, little toys
We’re the dreams you'll believe in
Crawling up the walls
Running down your face
Razor sharp, razor clean
Feel the weapon's sensation
On your back, with loaded guns
♫ BEING BAD FEELS PRETTY GOOD - DOES IT OFFEND YOU, YEAH?
Read between the lines
My self respect has died
You got me in a bind
I'll never be confined
You make me
You break me
And maybe it's draining
INFERNO
♫ THE ANTZ GO MARCHING TO WAR - ARROGANT WORMS
the ants go marching one by one hurrah hurrah
we slaughter termites just for fun hurrah hurrah
the ants go marching two by two hurrah hurrah
they'll all be dead before we're through hurrah hurrah
the ants go marching three by three hurrah hurrah (HURRAH HURRAH)
we're off to face our destiny hurrah hurrah
♫ ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE - PROPELLERHEADS
[instrumental]
♫ IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, SET THEM ON FIRE - DEAD MILKMAN
Know that it would be untrue
Know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
I didn't set your house on fire
But it's just the way I am
Have to take it for a fact
Life can really burn you up
When you're a pyromaniac
QUICKSTRIKE
♫ THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY - ENNIO MORRICONE
[instrumental]
♫ WOMANIZER - BRITNEY SPEARS
Look at you, getting more than just a re-up
Baby you, got all the puppets with their strings up
Faking like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer,
Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are, you you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (womanizer)
♫ JIZZ IN MY PANTS - THE LONELY ISLAND
Lock eyes from across the room,
put down my drink while the rhythms boom,
take your hand and skip the names,
no need here for the silly games,
make our way through the smoke and crowd,
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud,
move in close as the lasers fly,
our bodies touch and the angels cry,
Leave this place, go back to yours,
our lips first touch outside your doors,
a whole night what we've got in store,
whisper in my ear that you want some more,
and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Do you think you're what they say you are?
♫ NAVRAS - JUNO REACTOR
[translated]
From delusion lead me to truth
From darkness lead me to light
From death lead me to immortality.
Let there be peace everywhere
When the five senses and the mind are still,
and reason itself rests in silence,
then begins the Path supreme
TRANSMUTATE
♫ THEY - JEM
Who made up all the rules?
We follow them like fools,
Believe them to be true,
Don't care to think them through
And I'm sorry, so sorry
I'm sorry it's like this
I'm sorry, so sorry
I'm sorry we do this
♫ NOT TOMORROW 1 & 2 - AKIRA YAMAOKA
[instrumental]
♫ WALKING ON AIR - KERLI
That little creepy girl - oh she loves to sing,
She has a little gift - an amazing thing.
With her little funny eyes of hazel,
With her little funny old blue hat.
She will go and set the world on fire -
No one ever thougt she could do that.
MEGATRON
♫ DON'T MESS WITH ME - TEMPOSHARK
In my crown, I am king,
I love their endless worshiping.
I am raw, a dinosaur,
But I will never be extinct.
So don't mess with me,
I'll shoot you down
♫ MEGALOMANIAC - KMFDM
Refuse is our inspiration
Terrorism our trade
Sabotage and piracy
Chaos our mental state
Mesmerizing festering
Intended for the faint of heart
Cultish and Anthemic
Until death us do part
♫ BARNEY - TELEVISION THEME SONGS
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall
he's what we call a dinosaur sensation
♫ WAR - THE CARDIGANS
Come on, it's war, come on
come on, come on, come on
come on, it's war, come on
Please, I'm almost done
don't retreat
I've loaded my gun
with blood, with--
WASPINATOR
♫ KID IN THE HELMET - CLERKS THE CARTOON
--Ohmygod. It's the kid in the helmet.
--Yes. Look at him.
♫ RUNNING GAG - PAUL FIDALDO
Alright, you know how Saturday Night Live,
They tell a joke a lot until it isn't even funny anymore,
well that's a good as any way to tell you about myself,
and how i manage to relate to those unfortunate enough,
to find themselves involved in intimate relation,
with a man who can't assemble a cohearant personality;
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm a punch line,
a falling bit,
a easy laugh,
i can be your running gag
♫ WOE - SAY ANYTHING
All the words in my mouth
that the scene deemed unworthy of letting out
banded together to form a makeshift militia
and burrowed bloodily through my tongue and my teeth.
And I stood proud in the gallery,
with my open socket of a mouth for them to see.
They all just laughed and said;
"that boy, he, that boy's got woe. woe.
He lives with woe. Woe."
♫ STING OPERATION - ANAMANAGUCHI
[instrumental]
TARANTULAS
♫ DOCTOR DOCTOR - FORGIVE DURDEN
Welcome to my humble abode,
Please don't mind the mess,
Just nest yourself down comfortable,
Let the doctor do the rest...
Dear ghost, you look white as a sheet,
Just have yourself a seat.
Open wide and say 'ah! '
Let the doctor take a peek!
♫ WHAT LURKS ON CHANNEL X - ROB ZOMBIE
What is lurking?
What is here?
What is lurking?
What you fear!
♫ WEIRD SCIENCE - DOES IT OFFEND YOU, YEAH?
[instrumental]
SCORPONOK
♫ CHAKARON MACARRON - RODNEY CLARK
oooooooohuuu yehaaaaaa …. sea.. sou..
jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon
chacarron, chacarron, chacarron, chacarron,
ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus
,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …
♫ MAH NÀ MAH NÀ - FINGER & KADEL
mahna mahna do doo be- do-do.
mahna mahna do do-do do.
mahna mahna do doo be-do-do
be-do-do be-do-do
TERRORSAUR
♫ BECAUSE I'M AWESOME - THE DOLLYROTS
I'm a leader, i'm a winner, and i'm cleaner
Cause i'm awesome
I don't need you cause i'm neato and i beat you
Cause i'm awesome
That’s right
♫ THE HAND THE FEEDS - NINE INCH NAILS
Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you wanna change it?
♫ BATTLE FOR THE SUN - PLACEBO
I, I, I, will battle for the sun, sun, sun.
And I, I, I wont stop until I'm done, done, done.
You, you, you are getting in the way, way, way.
And I, I, I have nothing left to say, say, say.
I, I, I, I, I will brush off all the dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt.
And I, I, I, I, I will pretend it didn't hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt.
You, you, you, you, you, are a black and heavy weight, weight, weight, weight, weight, weight, weight.
And I, I, I, I, I, will not participate, pate, pate, pate, pate, pate, pate.
♫ AY CHICO - PITBULL
Bend Over Girl Show Me What Your Working With
Bend Over Girl Show Me What Your Working With
BLACKARAKNIA
♫ NOT A PRETTY GIRL - ANI DIFRANCO
I am not a pretty girl
that is not what I do
I ain't no damsel in distress
and I don't need to be rescued
so put me down punk
maybe you'd prefer a maiden fair
isn't there a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere
♫ LE DISKO - SHINY TOY GUNS
Hello little boys, little toys
We’re the dreams you'll believe in
Crawling up the walls
Running down your face
Razor sharp, razor clean
Feel the weapon's sensation
On your back, with loaded guns
♫ BEING BAD FEELS PRETTY GOOD - DOES IT OFFEND YOU, YEAH?
Read between the lines
My self respect has died
You got me in a bind
I'll never be confined
You make me
You break me
And maybe it's draining
INFERNO
♫ THE ANTZ GO MARCHING TO WAR - ARROGANT WORMS
the ants go marching one by one hurrah hurrah
we slaughter termites just for fun hurrah hurrah
the ants go marching two by two hurrah hurrah
they'll all be dead before we're through hurrah hurrah
the ants go marching three by three hurrah hurrah (HURRAH HURRAH)
we're off to face our destiny hurrah hurrah
♫ ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE - PROPELLERHEADS
[instrumental]
♫ IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, SET THEM ON FIRE - DEAD MILKMAN
Know that it would be untrue
Know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
I didn't set your house on fire
But it's just the way I am
Have to take it for a fact
Life can really burn you up
When you're a pyromaniac
QUICKSTRIKE
♫ THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY - ENNIO MORRICONE
[instrumental]
♫ WOMANIZER - BRITNEY SPEARS
Look at you, getting more than just a re-up
Baby you, got all the puppets with their strings up
Faking like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer,
Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are, you you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (womanizer)
♫ JIZZ IN MY PANTS - THE LONELY ISLAND
Lock eyes from across the room,
put down my drink while the rhythms boom,
take your hand and skip the names,
no need here for the silly games,
make our way through the smoke and crowd,
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud,
move in close as the lasers fly,
our bodies touch and the angels cry,
Leave this place, go back to yours,
our lips first touch outside your doors,
a whole night what we've got in store,
whisper in my ear that you want some more,
and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
RAMPAGE
♫ PRETTY WHEN YOU CRY - VAST
you're made of my rib oh baby
you're made of my sin
and I can't tell where your lust ends,
and where your love begins
I didn't want to hurt you baby,
I didn't want to hurt you,
I didn't want to hurt you ,
but you're pretty when you cry
♫ KILLER - THE HOOSIERS
I hate my work, but I'm in control
I'm fearless now, but it cost my soul
Save yourselves, the moon is full
Under its power, gravitational pull
Blood red lips, they shake like leaves
You're flesh and blood, but what's underneath?
Don't turn out the lights
Kiss yourself goodnight cause there's a killer
And he's coming after you
Kiss yourself goodnight, tonight
Cause there's a killer and he's coming after you
♫ RESIDENT EVIL MAIN THEME - MARILYN MANSON
[instrumental]
DINOBOT II
♫ FUKURO - AKIRA YAMAOKA
[instrumental]
♫ FAKE IT - SEETHER
I can fake with the best of anyone
I can fake with the best of em all
I can fake with the best of anyone
I can fake it all
Who's to know if your soul will fade at all
The one you sold to fool the world
You lost your self-esteem along the way
Yeah
♫ I THINK I'M A CLONE NOW - WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
RAVAGE
♫ RUSSIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM (USSR) - RED STAR ARMY
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Славы народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!
♫ THE CAT CAME BACK - FRED PENNER
The man around the corner swore he'd kill the cat on sight,
He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite;
He waited and he waited for the cat to come around,
Ninety seven pieces of the man is all they found.
But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
STARSCREAM
♫ THE BITCH IS BACK - ELTON JOHN & TINA TURNER
I'm a bitch,
I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch,
I can bitch
Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do
THE VOK
♫ X-FILES - TELEVISION THEME SONGS
[instrumental]
♫ READY TO DIE - ANDREW WK
This is your time to pay,
This is your judgement day,
We made a sacrifice,
And now we get to take your life.
We shoot without a gun,
We'll take on anyone,
It's really nothing new,
It's just a thing we like to do.
You better get ready to die,
You better get ready to kill,
You better get ready to run,
Cause here we come.
DEPTHCHARGE & RAMPAGE
♫ KARAOKE SOUL - TOM MCRAE
Pull me close, look into my eyes
Smile at me when you stick in the knife
We're bleeding into a cup
when we've got enough, we'll just paint the walls
And we don't care how much it hurts
You think you're cursed
it's what you deserve
'Cause you're talking rock and roll
Walking karaoke soul
I can see you desperate to please
Let me treat you for your disease
INFERNO & WASPINATOR & TERRORSAUR
♫ WE OWN THE SKY - M83
Secrets from the winds
Burnt stars crying
Soft soft or cruel
Can't we change our minds?
We kill what we build
Because we own the sky
DINOBOT & RATTRAP
♫ KICK YOUR ASS - THE BRAK SHOW
I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off.
Then I'll kick your head and kick your ass again.
Why, I don't think you got the message.
Open the door sucker,
It's Zorak! Here to kick your ass!
TARATULAS & CHEETOR
♫ SPIDERWEBS - NO DOUBT
Sorry, I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and I'll call you back
A likely story but leave a message
And I'll call you back
RAMPAGE & TRANSMUTATE
♫ WINGED WICKED THINGS - SUNSET RUBDOWN
Confusion lies in which other wicked things do lie with
Confusion lies in which other wicked things do lie with
And chaos is yours
And chaos is mine
And chaos is love and they say love is blind
SILVERBOLT X BLACKARACKNIA
♫ DISLOYAL ORDER OF WATER BUFFALO - FALL OUT BOY
I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match
I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet
So boycott love
Detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
Imperfect boys with their perfect lives
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
♫ ELEPHANT LOVE SONG MEDLEY - EWAN MCGREGOR / NICOLE KIDMAN
-- You'd think that people would've had enough of silly love songs...
-- look around me and I see it isn't so, oh no.
-- Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs
-- Well what's wrong with that?
I like to know.
Cause here I go again
Love lifts us up where we belong!
Where eagles fly,
On a mountain high!
-- Love makes us act like we are fools.
Throw our lives away,
For one happy day.
-- We could be heroes!
Just for one day.
TIGERTRON & AIRAZOR
♫ ANTHRAX - KIMYA DAWSON
if you fall in i'll jump down and touch your face
while we're both sinking (stinking, thinking,)
we won't drown
you are my friend
and what we're doing's too important
for our lives to end quite yet
♫ YOUR HAND IN MINE - EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY
[instrumental]
CREDIT:
nri_ennui for the song tarzan boy and speedy speed boyexpletives for the song shove it. i shamelessly yanked it from her rp decepticon/pred fst that's still a work in progress. sorry hun. NOTES:
General -
Most characters have three songs--but you might occasionally come across a character who has more or less. This might be because I've had lots of trouble finding songs for them, or they have one joke/crack song that is so hilarious I don't really count it. This is mostly the case with Tigertron, Terrorsaur, and Megatron. Ay Chico.
Acceptable In The 80s:
Transformers was awesome in the 80s, but then then years later everyone transformed into animals and GOT RUINED FOREVER. Overall G1ers reaction to the series.
Rinox -
Move Bitch: Being THE TANK of the maximals, I found this song very fitting. But only in the aspect of him busting Predacon heads only.
Breakfast Machine: I tried to find a song that reflects Rinox's mad tech/engineering skills. This was the best I could find. Oh Rinox, I failed you so hard.
Rattrap -
FOR SUCH AN AWESOME CHARACTER I HAVE SUCH SHITTY SONGS. WHAT IS THIS?
Dinobot -
He's is so fucking hardcore he doesn't need a song with lyrics. Just one Shakespeare soliloquy and two instrumentals and it's all good bro.
Airazor -
Natalie's Rap: Okay. This might need a little explaining because I have this bizarre head cannon about her. Based on just the one episode where Tigertron's friend
Detachable Penis: If you weren't aware, overseas in Japan they changed Airazor's gender to male. So yeah.
Depthcharge -
Depthcharge + Batman = Batmanta. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE IN MY MIND GUYS
Tarantulas -
Doctor Doctor: The Princess can be Cheetor
And I just overall failed trying to find fitting songs. I failed you too Tarantulas.
Scorponok -
I'm not even going to touch this
Terrorsaur -
Ay Chico: Terrorsaur's a whooooooooooore
Blackaraknia -
Not A Pretty Girl: Besides the fact that Blackaraknia is very very pretty, everything in this song applies
Dinobot II -
--AND I FAILED YOU TOO. GAWD. But I'll admit I Think I'm A Clone Now is genius though. 'Nuff said.
And yeah. I think I've covered all the songs that needed some explanation. Everything else should be pretty straight forward---but if not--don't be afraid to ask why I picked such and such of a song for x character.
Got it? Sweet. Happy downloading.
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