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Medium: Real life.
Fandom: Reality??
Subject: Personal playlist since the last one.
Title: Just for the Dream of it.
Warnings: Musical mentions of substance abuse and suicidal ideation, but I think that's all. Also, as usual, this will be locked to the community after about a month!
Notes: A few years ago I did a personal fanmix, ostensibly as a review of the past year, to be updated in the future. Welp, now it's the future, and I've put it off long enough. This is to cover the time since that last one. Cover credit is here.

( ten tracks about being an idiot. )

DOWNLOAD | 8TRACKS

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Title: A Cure
Fandom: Amnesia: The Dark Descent (Justine)
Rating: PG13 (or up)
Genre: Ch... Character study?
Summary: Justine Florbelle has an idea, but she just might need some help in the execution. Thankfully, the men in her life are always able to help. Even if they aren't necessarily willing to.
Warnings: Possibly triggery. Content may be slightly disturbing and includes references to torture, sexual tension, self-harm, eye scream and about five different assumed emotional disorders.
Pairings/Characters: Justine Florbelle, Alois Racine, Malo de Vigny, and Basile Giroux.
Author's Note: How did this get so out of hand... I just wanted to find an explanation for why the suitors are all naked and then this just happened.
Disclaimer: Amnesia and all affliliated properties belong to Frictional games. And they can keep it. Crossposted to AO3.

( You always had the weakest constitution, she thinks as she snaps the cold iron around his scarred wrists. )

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I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who's stuck around this little ridiculous corner of the internet. ♥ So to do that, I thought I'd open requests for a bit! I've been wanting to for ages, and this is a good enough excuse for me!

❦ 15 requests, first come, first serve!
❦ For any fandom that's already got a tag in the community, all you have to do is specify a character, and I'll do the rest! You can still provide sources if you want.
❦ I'll do fandoms I'm not so familiar with, but for those, sources are mandatory!
❦ Three images each per request, probably more icons out of them.
❦ Mangacolouring only in this kind of style!
❦ Specify whether you want it to be shareable or no!

4/15 taken!

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Title: Not in Blood, But in Bond
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: PG13
Genre: Probably angst.
Summary: After the scratch, Karkat was the first one to get a clear look at the demon. That doesn't necessarily mean he likes what he sees. Just a bunch of introspective bullshit before the death of a dreamself.
Warnings: Swearing. Death. Spoilers for [S] Jade: Enter.
Pairings/Characters: Karkat. The rest of the trolls, in passing. Jack Noir.
Author's Note: Oh god I haven't written legitimate fic in like two years............
Disclaimer: Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie, I'm just a hack. The title is a song from a Hans Zimmer orchestral soundtrack, pretty sure it's a throwaway line in the movie.

( 'He’d seen them born, he couldn’t see them die.' )

Current Music: Say Anything - Hate Everyone | Powered by Last.fm

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Silent Hill: The Room icons.
Because Velvetto's art is bloody hilarious. Except for icon number 5, that art belongs to rollerdog on DA.

( will you take the doll? yes/no )

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Medium: Cartoon
Fandom: Transformers: Beast Wars
Subject: General
Title: Queer As Beast Wars
Warnings: Hideousness, repeated use of Lonely Island, racial profiling
Notes: See below.

Q U E E R A S B E A S T W A R S

( It's animal, (un-buh-leev-uh...bull!) )

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GUYS.
I MADE BOXER HOCKEY ICONS.
THIS IS AWESOME Y/Y??

( LUCKY NUMBER 84 )

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: downstairs
Current Music: big pimpin' - jay z

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Ever wanted a particular symbol or specific text character for your keywords or profile layout? I do. All the goddam time. There are a few that I know how to make with my keyboard at home, but I overuse those and the rest are kind of horrible looking.

Mostly for my own convenience, I want them all in one place for me to copypaste from when I don't know the typing method, or if I'm on a PC keyboard (those just baffle me). Maybe somebody else'll find them useful, too!

I'll be honest. I have no fucking clue how I'm going to organize this. OH WELL, LET'S GET A MOVE ON.

NONE OF THESE ARE COMPLETE.

( STUFF TO C/P FUCK YEAH )

And since I want all these in one place, too:

( HIDEOUS HIDEOUS EMOTICONS. THIS IS THE BEST PART. )

I'm not taking requests for these, sorry. HOWEVER! If you have the ones I missed, I'd appreciate it if you commented with them here. That'd be really helpful. c:

I'll be updating this all the time. Beep beep. :V

Now, I actually prefer this post, because I like things all in one place where I can copy them without having to know what they're actually called. But if you happen to know the names of all these and don't mind sifting through for them, there's this site, which is more complete (but so huge sob).

Current Music: M83 - Couleurs | Powered by Last.fm

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I tried to post so many times today it's ridiculous. Livejournal hates me. Especially the lj-cuts. son. of. a. bitch.
Just when I thought I finally got it right I somehow press the back button and that just erased EVERYTHING. FFFFFFFFT. It looks like I'm giving you guys the abridged version..

Okay. So. Star Fighter is a horribly written webcomic about gay rape in space. It's hilarious--just imagine the first attempt at that yaoi fanfic you wrote when you were fifteen. Read it---at your own discretion though. It contains sexually explicit images. of gay rape. in space.

Scorponok...just. just scorponok.

[22 x STAR FIGHTER]
[21 x SCORPY]

( FUCK YOU EL JAAY WITH YOUR FAILFUL EL JAY CUTS. )

P.S: LJ can choke

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Sorry for the flist spam. This is the second to last one, I promise. ♥ It's almost over!

( DISCLAIMER )

If I've used something of yours without knowing it, here's a good place to let me know!

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New FAQ post, since I'm trying to do some spring cleaning. I don't really. Know what you'd ask, but hey. I'm here for you, man. I could always explain Kant's theories or something.

( FAQ )

Got a question? Go for it!

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New affiliate post, since I'm trying to do some spring cleaning. This is now the post to comment to if you want to be affiliated. Furthermore, if you were affiliated previously and I couldn't find a link back here, you were removed. Fair's fair, sorry. ♥

( AFFILIATES )

If you're unhappy with the blurb for your affiliation, or the icon samples, comment here and I'll change it as soon as possible!
You. Yeah, you. You should affiliate with us. Just saying.

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Title: Playing Co-Op
Fandom: Lucky Star
Rating: PG, with very very vague references to the sexings.
Genre: Romance (fluff)
Summary: Fifty one-sentence looks at Konata and Kagami's (oh so slowly) budding relationship.
Warnings: See Rating.
Pairings/Characters: Konata/Kagami. Lots of it.
Author's Note:

1sentence challenge table; theme set Beta. Done in absolutely no order and therefore the time period is absolutely all over the place. It's supposed to be more of a look at their interactions and daily lives than anything that makes sense, anyway.
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me, okay?

( When one of the characters yells 'I want us to join our bodies!' I'm pretty sure it counts as canon. )

Current Mood: pleased
Current Music: Ima Robot

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Title: Dear Tabby
Fandom: NEXTWAVE
Rating: PG-13 I guess?
Genre: Humour or something
Summary: Tabby generously shares tips on what kind of woman makes the perfect girlfriend. It sounds a little familiar.
Warnings: Not really.
Pairings/Characters: None (or Tabby/Everyone).
Author's Note: Holiday gifting for Toast [

dytabytes], who has Tabby on the brain. This is very, very short, and rather odd, but I hope it doesn't make you hate me more than you do. Tabby's voice is so hard [sobs] HOW DO YOU DO IT. Also this kind of got out of control along the way and doesn't have much (if anything) to do with the prompt so if you want a re-do just let me know.
Disclaimer: I think Tabitha Smith originally belonged to Rob Liefield, but he doesn't deserve her. That doesn't mean I do, though.

( Clanky robot man might disagree, but he thinks portable DVD players are sexy, so I don't know why you'd listen to him. )

Current Mood: worried
Current Music: We The Kings

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Title: Addicted to the City Lights
Fandom: Beast Wars (though it takes place in Cape & Cowl – what can I say I have a one track mind).
Rating: PG
Genre: Fluff, crack.
Summary: Waspinator and Terrorsaur debate the merits of filthy human holidays and their sparkly lights. Also: Jamming Stations!
Warnings: Gay robot subtext, hurr hurr. Also abuse of the ‘z’ key for accuracy’s sake. I think my spell check committed suicide halfway through this.
Pairings/Characters: Terrorsaur/Waspinator.
Author's Note: Holiday gifting for Momo, who always needs more gay robots. This monstrosity is set in capeandcowl, a panfandom roleplay that changes mech characters into humans upon arrival, but leaves them with extras like wings and antenna, though Terrorsaur’s wings aren’t big enough to support his weight.
Disclaimer: Not mine, nu-uh, no way. Title taken from a Lucky Boys Confusion song. Idiocy and fluff is mine.

( You can try to deck the halls, but some of the more cynical residents might object. )

Current Mood: pleased
Current Music: Amanaguchi

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HI PEOPLE. I MADE FREAKAZOID ICONS. :U

[40] Freakazoid icons

( click the lj-cut to receive the awesome )

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Title: Scenes From A Coffee Shop.
Fandom: NEXTWAVE! [comic].
Rating: R for extensive innuendo.
Genre: Humour, crack, romance (ish).
Summary: Aaron, somewhat changed, and Elsa, entirely the same, meet again.
Warnings: Genderswitch (though it's canon), lots of innuendo, some not-very-exciting wanking, subtle pro-lesbian propaganda (points to you if you can spot it!).
Pairings/Characters: Elsa Bloodstone/ladybits!Aaron Stack.
Author's Note: Happy birthday,

slothfulsamoyed! I hope you enjoy this, even though it's weird as hell. Incidentally, my intention was to write this in a noir style. I failed pretty hard, but I guess the result could be way worse.
Disclaimer: NEXTWAVE! is the property of Marvel, Warren Ellis, Stuart Immonen, and Wade von Grawwwwwwbadger. I'm just raping the characters for my own pleasure. Mm, rape.

It's a long story, fleshy. And it's really best told with hands-on demonstrations.

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Title: Dollars' worth of fun
Author: Zero
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS:BULLETS&CARNAGE.
Rating: PG for nothing happening.
Pairings: Really no.
Genre: General? Slice-of-life? Vaguely humourous? I don't know.
Disclaimer: I don't own DOGS, and thank the gods for that.
Notes: Moar DOGS drabble! I'm liking these prompts. It's late, but it was fun. For the Day #3 prompt at

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BUT FIRST, A HAIKU.

Pink and black spinning
blurs that giggle constantly.
Giovanni sighs.

( Haikus are cool, okay? )

Current Mood: pleased
Current Music: Groove Coverage

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Title: Saccharine
Author: Zero
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS:BULLETS&CARNAGE.
Rating: PG for nothing happening.
Pairings: Only if you tilt your head and squint.
Genre: General? Slice-of-life? I don't know.
Disclaimer: I don't own DOGS, and that's probably a good thing because I'm fucking them up big time.
Notes: A DOGS drabble is as good a way to start as any, I suppose. For the Day #1 prompt at

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( Some like their coffee to be drinkable, you know. )

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: She Wants Revenge

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Recent Entries

FANMIX: Just for the Dream of it [Misc | Personal]

FIC: A Cure [Amnesia: The Dark Descent]

ICON REQUESTS

FIC: Not in Blood, But in Bond [Homestuck]

ICONS: sILENT hILL fOUR

FANMIX: Queer as Beast Wars [Beast Wars]

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SPECIAL CHARACTER ARCHIVE

I HATE LJ

» DISCLAIMER (this shit ain't mine)

» FREQUENTLY ASKED THINGS (eff ay kew)

» AFFILIATES (and secret lovers)

FIC: Playing Co-Op [Lucky Star]

FIC: Dear Tabby [NEXTWAVE]

FIC: Addicted to the City Lights [Beast Wars]

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FIC: Scenes From A Coffee Shop (NEXTWAVE!).

FIC: Dollars' worth of fun [DOGS]

FIC: Saccharine [DOGS]

May 2014

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