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Title: A Cure
Fandom: Amnesia: The Dark Descent (Justine)
Rating: PG13 (or up)
Genre: Ch... Character study?
Summary: Justine Florbelle has an idea, but she just might need some help in the execution. Thankfully, the men in her life are always able to help. Even if they aren't necessarily willing to.
Warnings: Possibly triggery. Content may be slightly disturbing and includes references to torture, sexual tension, self-harm, eye scream and about five different assumed emotional disorders.
Pairings/Characters: Justine Florbelle, Alois Racine, Malo de Vigny, and Basile Giroux.
Author's Note: How did this get so out of hand... I just wanted to find an explanation for why the suitors are all naked and then this just happened.
Disclaimer: Amnesia and all affliliated properties belong to Frictional games. And they can keep it. Crossposted to AO3.

( You always had the weakest constitution, she thinks as she snaps the cold iron around his scarred wrists. )

Title: Playing Co-Op
Fandom: Lucky Star
Rating: PG, with very very vague references to the sexings.
Genre: Romance (fluff)
Summary: Fifty one-sentence looks at Konata and Kagami's (oh so slowly) budding relationship.
Warnings: See Rating.
Pairings/Characters: Konata/Kagami. Lots of it.
Author's Note: 1sentence challenge table; theme set Beta. Done in absolutely no order and therefore the time period is absolutely all over the place. It's supposed to be more of a look at their interactions and daily lives than anything that makes sense, anyway.
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me, okay?

( When one of the characters yells 'I want us to join our bodies!' I'm pretty sure it counts as canon. )

Title: Addicted to the City Lights
Fandom: Beast Wars (though it takes place in Cape & Cowl – what can I say I have a one track mind).
Rating: PG
Genre: Fluff, crack.
Summary: Waspinator and Terrorsaur debate the merits of filthy human holidays and their sparkly lights. Also: Jamming Stations!
Warnings: Gay robot subtext, hurr hurr. Also abuse of the ‘z’ key for accuracy’s sake. I think my spell check committed suicide halfway through this.
Pairings/Characters: Terrorsaur/Waspinator.
Author's Note: Holiday gifting for Momo, who always needs more gay robots. This monstrosity is set in capeandcowl, a panfandom roleplay that changes mech characters into humans upon arrival, but leaves them with extras like wings and antenna, though Terrorsaur’s wings aren’t big enough to support his weight.
Disclaimer: Not mine, nu-uh, no way. Title taken from a Lucky Boys Confusion song. Idiocy and fluff is mine.

( You can try to deck the halls, but some of the more cynical residents might object. )

Title: Saccharine
Author: Zero
Fandom: DOGS/DOGS:BULLETS&CARNAGE.
Rating: PG for nothing happening.
Pairings: Only if you tilt your head and squint.
Genre: General? Slice-of-life? I don't know.
Disclaimer: I don't own DOGS, and that's probably a good thing because I'm fucking them up big time.
Notes: A DOGS drabble is as good a way to start as any, I suppose. For the Day #1 prompt at monthastray

( Some like their coffee to be drinkable, you know. )